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Say SomethingI really really hate Christmas.Say Something by TrishaBeakens
I casually reminded my self for the hundredth time as I tried removing the terrible sticky tape from my beautiful blonde hair. Wrapping the Christmas presents was absolutely terrible. There's also the freezing weather. The layers and layers of clothes. The snow and other depressing winter woes. The only thing I was okay with was mistletoe, but even that is poisonous. So don't eat it. Unless you like dying..then be my guest. I won't stop you if you wanna be a stupid head and eat it.
Finally getting the last piece of sticky annoyance out of my hair, I sighed and retreated to the couch. That took way too long. Next year I am so paying someone else to do this.
"Zach, are we even going to decorate?" I asked before I lazily stuck a red pillow under my head and called out to my doofus of a husband.
"Why?" Zach poked his head out from the kitchen and looked around. "The place looks fine to me."
I frowned. "No it doesn't. It's completely b
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